Frequently Asked Questions about SLirc:

1) How come it's the first release, and yet youve already got a FAQ?

 - I made up the questions.

2) So how come they're making this immediately obvious?

 - Oh, shut up.

3) But doesn't that mean that I am, in fact, made up?

 - Yes.

4) Oh. But that means I'm merely a figment of your imagination, doesn't it?

 - Yep.

5) Damn. Does this mean I don't exist?

 - Exactly.

6) Oh, I see. But I'm you, surely?

 - Erm... Well, yeah.

7) Doesn't that mean that you don't exist, then?

 - 

8) Hello? Oh, bollocks.