package NetHirc::Database;
use strict;
use warnings;
use YAML ();
sub new
{
shift;
my $filename = shift;
return YAML::LoadFile($filename) if $filename;
return YAML::Load(<<EOYAML);
channel_mode_comments:
'+b': |-
^^^^ In %s, a sense of foreboding surrounds %s...
'+i': |-
^^^^ A sign appears outside %s: "By Invitation Only!"
'+k': |-
^^^^ You hear someone locking the %s door...from the outside.
'+l': >-
^^^^ %s suddenly feels a lot more cramped, like it could only hold %d
creatures.
'+m': |-
^^^^ A strange silence falls over %s.
'+n': |-
^^^^ The windows of %s glow more brightly now.
'+o': |-
^^^^ In %s, %s glows silver for a moment.
'+p': |-
^^^^ A sign appears on the outer doorknob of %s: "Do Not Disturb!"
'+s': |-
^^^^ Suddenly, you can't see the door to %s!
'+t': |-
^^^^ The signpost outside %s is surrounded by a shimmering light!
'+v': |-
^^^^ In %s, the smelly sock vanishes from %s's mouth!
'-b': |-
^^^^ In %s, the ward against %s is lifted!
'-i': |-
^^^^ The "By Invitation Only" sign outside %s crumbles to dust!
'-k': |-
^^^^ You hear someone unlocking the %s door.
'-l': |-
^^^^ %s suddenly feels a lot less cramped.
'-m': |-
^^^^ Suddenly, it is noisier in %s.
'-n': |-
^^^^ The windows of %s are not glowing as brightly now.
'-o': |-
^^^^ In %s, %s glows black for a moment.
'-p': |-
^^^^ The "Do Not Disturb" sign is removed from the outer doorknob of %s.
'-s': |-
^^^^ The door to %s reappears!
'-t': |-
^^^^ The shimmering light around the signpost outside %s fades.
'-v': |-
^^^^ In %s, a smelly sock appears in %s's mouth.
classes:
- Archaeologist
- Barbarian
- Caveman
- Elf
- Healer
- Knight
- Priest
- Rogue
- Samurai
- Tourist
- Valkyrie
- Wizard
complaints:
- There are other keys on the keyboard, you know.
- Hello? Anyone? Bueller?
- I'm sorry, that's entirely too kinky for me.
- Oh, really?
- How fascinating!
- I always wondered what you meant by that.
- You're enjoying this, aren't you?
- Freedom of speech, yes. Freedom of whitespace? Well...
- I think you've had enough fun for today.
- Have you considered all the options that the other keys offer you?
- Ooh, that tickles!
- You are getting sleepy.
- I'll bet you like to jump up and down for hours on end.
- Make up your mind.
- Is that where the "ANY" key is on YOUR keyboard?
- I can't believe they put me in one of these things!
- You must type something other than whitespace, SIR.
- You've not enough clue. Mine more clue.
- For help, type "/! kill -1 -1".
- Kids, don't try this at home. We're trained professionals.
- Are you threatening me!!!??
- I've got your deep meaningful discussion right here, pal.
- Ask not for whom the ^G tolls.
- What we have here is failure to communicate.
- Insufficient content. Please add more and try again.
- Wake up, Neo.
- Confucious say too much.
- I'm exercising my right to not listen.
- It's the internet's fault!
- This product not manufactured or distributed by Whitehall Laboratories.
- This space intentionally left blank.
- Isn't this a lot more fun than "double-clicking your mouse?"
- You're not on battle.net. Stop hitting Enter.
- Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!
- Stay cool!
- This is not a weird conversation. This is completely normal.
- Type or die!
- All signs point to 'Whatever.'
- Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. Beep BEEP BEEP.
- I'm ready to support your next move.
- Get a real job.
- You need to push yourself harder.
- This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for higher security.
- Penalty, not talking.
- Penalty, hitting the Enter key with the wrong hand.
- PEBKAC detected. Aborting mission. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del to continue.
- You are incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
- ls IS A POWERFUL COMMAND!
- Let me tell you about my mother!
- May I ask you a personal question?
- Segmentation fault (core dumped): could not open complaints.txt.
- Yes.
- No.
- You don't say!
- Yeah, right.
- If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Hurry up, I don't have all day. All right actually I do.
- I am part of a disturbing trend.
- Computers can do anything. They are like magic.
- END OF LINE
- Stop whining!
- You lack discipline!
- Don't you trust me?
- The Internet? Is that thing still around?
- This is an unauthorized thought process.
- I think you've had enough fun for today.
- That is humor. I recognize that.
- Would you like to see my collection of bad pickup lines?
- Are you metal enough to be reading this?
- Say what you mean, mean what you say, and explain it again when I'm sober.
- Ooh... that felt kinda nice.
- I have seen your aura and it's ugly.
- This sentence is completely devoid of humor, hence it is a complaint.
- YOU ARE NOT HAVING FUN HARD ENOUGH!
- Interpretive dance is not a valid occupation.
- No matter where you are sitting right now, you have bad seats.
- Best viewed when drunk.
- Quiet! The Machine has spoken!
deities:
- Anhur
- Thoth
- Ptah
- Loki
- Odin
- Offler
- Susanowo
- Raijin
- Issek
- Brigit
- Lugh
- Poseidon
- Hermes
- Athena
- Anshar
- Ishtar
- Crom
- Mitra
- Huhetotl
- Camaxtli
- Quetzalcoatl
- Moloch
- Erevan Ilesere
- Aerdrie Faenya
- Solonor Thelandira
- The Lady
- Blind Io
- Amaterasu Omikami
- Huan Ti
- Chih Sung-tzu
- Shan Lai Ching
- Manannan Mac Lir
disasters:
- You hear a distant squeak.
- A board squeaks loudly under your feet.
- You hear a distant explosion.
- KABLAMM!! You triggered a land mine!
- You are caught in a bear trap!
- You fall down the stairs.
- You are frozen by the floating eye's gaze!
- You are splashed by acid!
- You feel guilty.
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.
- Your brain is on fire!
- You choke on your food.
- You hear the footsteps of a guard on patrol.
- You hear the chime of a cash register.
- The air crackles around the gnomish wizard.
- You rebalance your load. Movement is difficult.
- You hear a monster behind the boulder.
- KLUNK! The pipes vibrate noisily.
- You summoned a water demon!
- Oh, wow, great stuff! Everything looks so cosmic now!
- You stagger...
- You hear an elephant stepping on a peanut.
- Whew! You survived that attempt on your life.
- This tepid water is tasteless.
- You faint from lack of food.
- There was a rattlesnake hiding under a statue of a mountain centaur!
- Wait, that's a large mimic!
- The leprechaun hits! Your purse feels lighter.
formats:
Caccepted: |-
## Excellent, then we shall proceed.
Clist: |-
?? Do you *really* want this Big Long List? [yn]
Cnames: |-
?? Do you *really* want this Big Long List of Names? [yn]
Crefused: |-
## Fine, see if I care!
Ebadchannel: |-
## You think to yourself, "What a funny name for a channel!"
Ebigbrothercommand: |-
**** Big Brother does not know how to %s. Have a nice day.
Ecantlog: >-
## A logging daemon appears, hands you a card that reads "%s," and vanishes
in a huff.
Ecountalready: |-
## You already have a counter labeled %s!
Ecountcommand: |-
## You can't get your counters to %s.
Ecountfile: |-
## Your counter tells you that it needs a filename.
Ecountstart: |-
## The counter labeled %s tells you: %s
Ecountstop: |-
## The counter labeled %s fades, and tells you: %s
Edisconnect: |-
## You are not in contact with %s.
Eecho: |-
## %s %s %s...
Eeval: |-
## The voice of The Dark One booms: %s
Eignore: |-
## You think to yourself, "What a strange thing to ignore!"
Eison: |-
## Being confused, you pray to the wrong god!
Elogcommand: |-
## Logging daemons don't know how to %s!
Elogging: |-
## You already have a logging daemon following you!
Elogsamefile: |-
## The logging daemon is already writing on a scroll labeled "%s"!
Eme: |-
## You flap your arms in vain. It is cold and empty out here.
Emsg: |-
## You think to yourself, "What a strange name for a creature!"
Emultiquery: |-
## You can't decide which of your %d telepathic connections to sever.
Enocmd: |-
## You don't know any spells named "%s".
Enocmdsrc: |-
## You don't know the "%s" spell mentioned on line %d of the "%s" scroll.
Enocount: |-
## You have no counters!
Enocountserver: |-
## You have no counters for the Great Wizard %s!
Enologfile: |-
## A logging daemon hands you a note that reads "I need a filename."
Enoqueries: |-
## You aren't telepathically linked to anyone!
Enotinchannel: |-
## You don't have %s in your knapsack!
Enotlogging: |-
## You can't see any logging daemon here.
Epart: |-
## You may not part with what you do not specify!
Epipe0: |-
## KABLAMM! Your piped process triggered a land mine!
Epipe1: |-
## There is something etched in the floor here: "Error in %s, %s"
Epipesay: |-
## Your pipe falls to the ground and clatters loudly.
Esay: |-
## You shout into the darkness. The silence out here is oppressively heavy.
Esconnect: |-
## The key fits in the lock, but does not turn.
Eserver: |-
## The Great Wizards are too busy ignoring you.
Esocket: |-
## Your spell fizzles out. The words "%s" form in your mind.
Esource: |-
## The succubus whispers gently in your ear: "%s, lover."
Esquit0: |-
## You start bashing %s with your scroll labeled %s.
Esquit1: |-
## %s does not appear amused.
Estats: |-
## You think to yourself, "What a strange statistic!"
Esummon: |-
## It's difficult to summon infernal creatures without knowing their names.
Esystem0: |-
## You hear a distant explosion.
Esystem1: |-
## There is something written here in the dust: "Error in %s, %s"
Etweak: |-
## The spellbook's runes say: "%s"
Euserhost: |-
## You feel a strange sense of emptiness.
Ewallops: |-
## This scroll is blank.
Ewhois: |-
## You feel materially poor.
Ewhowas:
## Your memory seems clouded.
Poper: |-
?? So you wanna be an IRCop, eh? What's the secret handshake?
Wdisconnect: |-
## I'll assume that you want to disconnect from %s.
Whappyslash: |-
## Happyslash! You meant to type that, right?
Woperpasswd: |-
## I hope that's your password, 'cuz I'm sending it...
Wpart: |-
## I'll assume that you want to leave %s.
Wquerystop: |-
## I'll assume that you no longer want to talk to %s.
action: |-
(*) %s %s
admin: |-
## %s
adminemail: |-
|==| The administrator may be contacted at %s.
adminloc: |-
|==| %s
adminme: |-
|==| A scroll labeled "%s" appears in your hand.
away: |-
{{ %s is away: %s
badchannelkey: |-
## This key does not fit the lock on the door to %s.
banlist: |-
[| In %s, the ban against %s was placed by %s on %s.
bannedfromchan: |-
## The voice of %s booms, "You have been banned from %s, mortal!"
bigbrother_off0: |-
**** Greetings, Citizen! You have disabled Big Brother.
bigbrother_off1: |-
**** You are making a mistake. Big Brother is your friend!
bigbrother_on0: |-
**** Greetings, Citizen! You have enabled Big Brother.
bigbrother_on1: |-
**** You have made the right decision. Big Brother is your friend!
bigbrotherl: |-
**** Big Brother will remember up to %d words.
bigbrotherp: >-
**** Probabilities are %d to revise, %d to keep, %d to discard, %d to
announce.
bigbrotherstat: |-
**** Big Brother is %s. Have a nice day.
bigbrothersyn: |-
**** Your words offend Big Brother. Have a nice day.
cannotsendtochan: |-
## Your spell bounces harmlessly off of %s.
channelcreate: |-
## From your careful analysis, you can tell that %s has been here since %s.
channelisfull:
## There is no room for you in %s!
channelmode: |-
^^^^ In %s, %s reads a scroll of %s %s.
channelmodeis: |-
## The door to %s has the ancient runes %s inscribed upon it.
channels: |-
## Your current inventory: %s
chanswitch: |-
## You spin and face %s.
clientinfo: |-
Really read a scroll labelled %s? [ynq]
commands0: |-
?? Available commands:
commands1: |-
?? %s
complaint: |-
@*?! %s
connect0: |-
-- Hello, %s, Welcome to NetHirc!
connect1: |-
-- You have been commanded to retrieve the Amulet of Yendor.
connect2: |-
-- Go with the wisdom of %s, young %s!
countclear0: |-
## You carefully shake the counter labeled "%s".
countclear1: |-
## All the numbers from the realm of the Great Wizard %s vanish!
countclearall: |-
## You vigorously shake the counter labeled "%s". It is spotless now!
countclose: |-
## You drop the counter labeled "%s".
countend: |-
## Your counter labeled "%s" has no more to tell you.
countfooter: |-
## The Great Wizard %s finishes telling you of numbers.
countheader: |-
## The Great Wizard %s gives you some numbers:
countopen: |-
## You pick up a glowing counter named %s.
countstateoff: |-
## You have no glowing counters.
countstateon: |-
## Your counter called "%s" is currently glowing.
countstats: |-
## %-12s %10d lines %10d words %10d bytes
countserver: |-
## Your counter for "%s" tells you the following:
countstart: |-
## Your counter labeled "%s" starts glowing.
countstop: |-
## Your counter labeled "%s" is no longer glowing.
cping: |-
[CTCP] PING from %s:
csource: |-
[CTCP] SOURCE from %s
cversion: |-
[CTCP] VERSION from %s
crping: |-
[CTCP] PING reply from %s: %s
crsource: |-
[CTCP] SOURCE reply from %s: %s
crversion: |-
[CTCP] VERSION reply from %s: %s
ctcp: |-
[CTCP] %s
debug: |-
~*~*~*~ Debugging for %s toggled ~*~*~*~
disconnect: |-
*POOF!* You are cut off from %s! You hear "%s" in the distance.
dumpola: |-
DUMPOLA %02d: %s
echo_off: |-
## The acoustics of the room change subtly.
echo_on: |-
## Echo echo echo...
finger: |-
%s the %s gets angry!
goof: |-
## The voice of %s booms: "%s, mortal!"
goof0: |-
## The voice of %s booms: "%s"
help: |-
?? %s: %s
hsstatus: |-
## Happyslash handling is currently %s.
invite: |-
(( %s beckons seductively to you, "Come join me in %s."
inviteonlychan0:
## A giant guards the door to %s, and demands to see your invitation.
inviting: |-
)) You beckon seductively to %s, "Come join me in %s."
isnton: |-
_\__ Your wand detects nothing.
ison: |-
__/_ Your wand detects something: %s
join: |-
>> %s (%s@%s) has wandered into %s.
join_key: |-
## You try your key in the lock...
joining: |-
## You see a door labeled %s here. You move to open it...
kick: |-
*OUCH!* %s yells "%s" and kicks %s out of %s!
kill: |-
*OUCH!* %s hits you with %s! You have died.
lastchannel: |-
## You have been kicked out of your last channel!
links: |-
-=-=- %s %s %s
list: |-
|--| In %s, there are %d creatures discussing %s.
list1: |-
|--| In %s, there is %d creature discussing %s.
listend: |-
|==| The Great Wizard %s concludes the Ritual of Lists.
liststart: |-
|==| The Great Wizard %s begins the Ritual of Lists.
logfilename: |-
nethirc.%d.%d.log
logstart0: |-
## A logging daemon appears!
logstart1: |-
## The logging daemon scribbles on a scroll labeled "%s."
logstarttext: |-
********** nethirc log pid %d started %s UTC **********
logstop0: |-
## The logging daemon vanishes!
logstop1: |-
## The scroll labeled "%s" drops to the floor.
logstoptext: |-
********** nethirc log pid %s stopped %s UTC **********
motd: '%s'
mynick: |-
## You shudder and change from %s into %s!
namelist: |-
===> %s
names: |-
===> You see %d creatures in %s.
needmoreparams: |-
## You feel that your %s spell is missing something.
nextchannel: |-
## You turn and face %s.
nextchannel0: |-
## You turn and face the %s of the Great Wizard %s.
nick: |-
## %s shudders and changes into %s!
nicknameinuse: |-
!! The Great Wizard %s bellows, "That nickname is already in use, mortal!"
nochanlist: |-
## Your knapsack is empty!
nochannel: |-
## You don't have %s in your knapsack.
nochannels: |-
## It is pitch black. You might get eaten by a grue.
nocount: |-
## Your knapsack doesn't have any counters in it.
nomotd: |-
## The Great Wizard %s currently has no great wisdom to impart to you.
noservers: |-
## You are no longer in contact with any Great Wizards.
nosuchchannel: |-
## You can't see any %s here.
nosuchnick: |-
## You can't see anyone named %s here.
nosuchserver: |-
## You look for a Great Wizard named %s, but you fail to find one.
notice: |-
-%s- %s
notopic: |-
## Nothing is written on the floor of %s.
oaction: |-
(*) %s/%s %s
onechannel: |-
## Your knapsack only has one item in it: %s
onick: |-
## In the realm of %s, %s shudders and changes into %s!
onotice: |-
-%s/%s- %s
ooaction: |-
(*) %s/%s/%s %s
opart: |-
<< %s (%s) has left %s %s.
opriv_from: |-
*%s/%s* %s
oquit: |-
<< %s (%s) says "%s" and vanishes from the realm of %s!
paction: |-
(*%s*) %s %s
paction_to: |-
>%s< (*) %s %s
part: |-
<< %s (%s@%s) has left %s.
pipe: |-
## Using your adept plumbing skills, you install a "%s" pipe to %s.
pipeclosed: |-
## The "%s" pipe to %s politely disconnects itself.
plain: |-
%s
priv_from: |-
*%s* %s
priv_to: |-
>%s< %s
public: |-
<%s> %s
public_otherchannel: |-
<%s/%s> %s
public_otherserver: |-
<%s/%s/%s> %s
querystart: |-
## You start concentrating on %s, trying to form a telepathic link...
querystop: |-
## Your telepathic link to %s evaporates.
queryswitch: |-
## You resume concentrating on %s.
quit: |-
<< %s (%s) says "%s" and vanishes!
rehashing: |-
#-#-# The Great Wizard %s casts the rehashing spell on %s.
selfkick: |-
*OUCH!* %s yell "%s" and kick %s out of %s!
selfmode: |-
## You quaff a potion of %s%s.
server: |-
*** %s
serverinv: |-
## You are currently in contact with: %s
serverswitch: |-
## You step into the domain of the Great Wizard %s.
servertime: |-
[DING!] %s claims that it is now %s.
signal: |-
The SIG%s hits! You die...
snotice: |-
-%s- %s
source: |-
Still under development, ask me privately
sourcedone: |-
## You finish reading the scroll labeled "%s."
sourcestart: |-
## You begin reading the scroll labeled "%s."
status: |-
[%d] NetHirc: %v%o%O%n(%p) %c(%m) {%s} %a
switchaway: |-
## The Great Wizard %s raises his staff and says "%s, %s."
time: |-
%a %e %b %Y %T
topic: |-
(%s) %s
topicchange: |-
## %s scrawls something in the dust:
topicinfo: |-
## It is signed by %s and dated %s.
topicpre: |-
## Something is written on the floor here:
traceclass: |-
## Class %d entries linked: %s
traceoper: |-
## Operator number %d is %s.
tweakend: |-
## You finish reading the spellbook labeled "%s."
tweakstart: |-
## You start reading the spellbook labeled "%s."
umodeis: |-
## The ancient runes "%s" are tattooed in glowing letters on your forearm.
unknownmode: |-
## You think to yourself, "Wait, there is no '%s' spell."
userhost: |-
--> %s is %s
userinfo: >-
There is something written in the dirt here: "Th?s spa?e no? unint?ntio?ally
n?t ?eft unbla??."
verboten0: |-
**** Greetings, Citizen! Effective immediately, all discussion involving:
verboten1: |-
**** %s
verboten2: |-
**** is prohibited. Have a nice day.
verboten3: |-
**** Remember, Big Brother is your friend!
verboten4: |-
**** Big Brother objects to the following words:
verboten5: |-
**** Big Brother currently does not object to any words.
version: |-
Return of the Son of NetHirc! version %s
wallops: |-
[WALLOPS] -%s- %s
wasnonick: |-
*??* The voice of %s whispers: "I do not recall anyone named %s."
whoischannels: |-
:::: %s is on %s.
whoisidle: |-
:::: %s is %s seconds idle, signon time %s.
whoisnochannels: |-
:::: %s stumbles about in darkness.
whoisoperator: |-
:::: %s is wielding %s.
whoisserver: |-
:::: %s is here via %s.
whoisuser: |-
:::: %s is %s@%s or "%s."
whoreply: |-
%-10.10s %-9.9s %-3.3s %s@%s (%s)
whowasuser: |-
:::: %s was %s@%s or "%s."
yourebannedcreep0: |-
## %s blocks your way and says to you:
yourebannedcreep1: |-
%s
youreoper: |-
## %s hands you %s and says "%s".
help:
admin:
usage: "/admin [server]"
description: >-
Requests administrative information from the current server,
or the named server.
away:
usage: "/away [message]"
description: >-
With a message, marks you as being away from the keyboard.
With no arguments, marks you as being back from a period of awayness.
bigbrother:
usage: "/bigbrother {on|off|status}"
description: >-
Big Brother is your friend. You should enable Big Brother.
Big Brother will watch your conversations and occasionally remind
you what words are bad for you. Have a nice day.
# cmdchar:
# usage: "/cmdchar"
count:
usage: "/count {show|start|stop|status} [server|filename]"
description: >-
Keep statistics on how loquacious your fellow IRCers are.
With start, you must provide a filename. With show, you
may provide a server name or the word "all". Stats are
persistent between sessions as long as you provide the
same file name and connect to the same server every time.
ctcp:
usage: "/ctcp {command} {nick} [text]"
description: >-
Send the CTCP request to the specified nick, optionally attaching the
specified text. Can send bogus CTCPs; don't expect responses.
# debug: officially undocumented
describe:
usage: "/describe {nick} {text}"
description: Like /me, but only sent to the person you name.
disconnect:
usage: "/disconnect [server]"
description: >-
Disconnect from your current server, or the named server.
# echo:
help:
usage: "/help [topic]"
description: >-
Ask for help on a given command. Help does its best to be short and
sweet. In the usage descriptions, things in {braces} are required, and
those in [square brackets] are optional.
info:
usage: "/info [server]"
description: >-
Request information about IRC server software from your current server,
or the named server.
inventory:
usage: "/inventory [server]"
description: >-
Remind yourself what channels you've joined on the current server,
or on the named server.
invite:
usage: "/invite {nick} {channel}"
description: >-
Invite that user to that channel. You must be in the channel.
ison:
usage: "/ison {nick}"
description: >-
Ask the server if the given nick is in use.
join:
usage: "/join {channel} [key]"
description: >-
Join the named channel, using the given key if requested.
kick:
usage: "/kick {channel} {nick} [message]"
description: >-
Kick a user out of a channel, optionally with a message for them to
ponder. You must have channel ops in that channel.
list:
usage: "/list [pattern]"
description: >-
Request a list of channels from the server. If you do not give a
pattern, you must confirm that you really want the whole list.
log:
usage: "/log {restart|start|status|stop} [filename]"
description: >-
Start, stop, or restart logging. Or simply ask if you are logging.
Note that you must specify a filename with 'start' and 'restart'.
If you don't provide a command, 'status' will be assumed.
# lusers:
me:
usage: "/me {pose}"
description: >-
Make a silly pose or action in your current channel.
mirror:
usage: "/mirror {text}"
description: >-
Say the given text in your current channel, but reversed.
mode:
usage: "/mode {target} [modebits] [arguments]"
description: >-
Without modebits or arguments, ask what the mode is on a user
or channel. With modebits, changes modes for the given target.
You need only worry about arguments if you are changing modes
for a channel. It is recommended that you read up on what the
various modes do before changing modes.
motd:
usage: "/motd [server]"
description: >-
Ask for the Message Of The Day from your current server, or
the named server.
msg:
usage: "/msg {nick} {text}"
description: >-
Send a private message to the named user.
# my:
names:
usage: "/names [channel]"
description: >-
Request a list of names on a given channel, or on all channels.
If you do not ask for a channel, you will have to confirm that you
really want the whole list.
next:
usage: "/next"
description: >-
Switch to the next channel you joined or query you started
on the current server.
nick:
usage: "/nick {newnick}"
description: >-
Ask to change your nick to something new.
notice:
usage: "/notice {nick|channel} {text}"
description: >-
Send a notice to the named nick or channel. Use sparingly.
part:
usage: "/part [channel]"
description: >-
Leave the current channel, or the named channel.
pigl:
usage: "/pigl {text}"
description: >-
Speak in Pig Latin.
# ping:
pipe:
usage: "/pipe {command} [args ...]"
description: >-
Take the output of the given command and say it out loud into
your current channel.
pipemsg:
usage: "/pipemsg {nick} {command} [args ...]"
description: >-
Take the output of the given command and send it privately to
the given nick.
query:
usage: "/query [nick]"
description: >-
Start a private conversation with the given nick. Without a nick,
stops such a conversation, unless you have multiple queries going,
in which case it complains. You may have multiple queries,
and /next will move through them just like it does with channels.
quit:
usage: "/quit [message]"
description: >-
Disconnect from all IRC servers, optionally leaving a witty message
in your wake.
# quote:
say:
usage: "/say {message}"
description: >-
Normally you do not need to type /say since that command is
assumed. But if your message begins with the command character,
this can be used to send it without confusing NetHirc about
what you meant.
server:
usage: "/server {hostname} [nick] [password]"
description: >-
Connect to the named server, optionally with the given nick
and password. If you do not specify a nick, NetHirc will use
the nick from your current server. If you are already
connected, you will simply switch your focus to that server.
shuffle:
usage: "/shuffle {text}"
description: >-
Rearrange your words randomly as you say them out loud.
# source:
system:
usage: "/system {command} [args ...]"
description: >-
Runs the command, with arguments. You get to see the output,
but nobody else does.
time:
usage: "/time [server]"
description: >-
Ask for the local time on your current server, or the named server.
topic:
usage: "/topic {channel} [topic]"
description: >-
Asks for the current topic on the named channel, or attempts to set
a new one.
userhost:
usage: "/userhost {nick} [nick ...]"
description: >-
Ask for the user and host string for the named users.
users:
usage: "/users [server]"
description: >-
Ask your current server or the named server how many local and
global users are connected.
version:
usage: "/version [server]"
description: >-
Ask your current server or the named server what version of software
it is running. May also reply back with a brief summary of capabiities.
# wallops:
who:
usage: "/who {pattern}"
description: >-
Search for all users who match a pattern. The pattern can be based
on nick, user, or host.
whois:
usage: "/whois {nick}"
description: >-
Gets detailed information about a user who is currently connected.
whowas:
usage: "/whowas {nick}"
description: >-
Gets detailed information about a user who used to be connected.
May return information for several previous connections by
that nickname.
yoda:
usage: "/yoda {text}"
description: >-
Munges your text through a nondeterministic Yodapproximator before
saying it out loud. Like /shuffle, but observes punctuation boundaries.
ordinary_monsters:
- giant ant
- killer bee
- soldier ant
- fire ant
- giant beetle
- queen bee
- acid blob
- quivering blob
- gelatinous cube
- cockatrice
- jackal
- werejackal
- little dog
- dog
- large dog
- wolf
- werewolf
- warg
- winter wolf
- hell hound pup
- hell hound
- Cerberus
- floating eye
- freezing sphere
- beholder
- kitten
- housecat
- jaguar
- large cat
- tiger
- gremlin
- gargoyle
- winged gargoyle
- hobbit
- dwarf
- bugbear
- dwarf lord
- dwarf king
- mind flayer
- manes
- homunculus
- imp
- lemure
- quasit
- tengu
- blue jelly
- spotted jelly
- ochre jelly
- kobold
- large kobold
- kobold lord
- kobold shaman
- leprechaun
- small mimic
- large mimic
- giant mimic
- wood nymph
- water nymph
- mountain nymph
- goblin
- hobgoblin
- orc
- hill orc
- Mordor orc
- Uruk-hai
- orc shaman
- orc-captain
- rock piercer
- iron piercer
- rothe
- mumak
- leocrotta
- wumpus
- titanothere
- baluchitherium
- sewer rat
- giant rat
- rabid rat
- wererat
- rock mole
- cave spider
- giant spider
- scorpion
- lurker above
- trapper
- white unicorn
- gray unicorn
- black unicorn
- fog cloud
- dust vortex
- ice vortex
- energy vortex
- steam vortex
- fire vortex
- baby long worm
- baby purple worm
- long worm
- purple worm
- grid bug
- xan
- yellow light
- black light
- zruty
- couatl
- Aleax
- Angel
- ki-rin
- Archon
- bat
- giant bat
- vampire bat
- plains centaur
- forest centaur
- mountain centaur
- baby gray dragon
- baby red dragon
- baby white dragon
- baby orange dragon
- baby black dragon
- baby blue dragon
- baby green dragon
- baby yellow dragon
- gray dragon
- red dragon
- white dragon
- orange dragon
- black dragon
- blue dragon
- green dragon
- yellow dragon
- air elemental
- fire elemental
- earth elemental
- water elemental
- brown mold
- yellow mold
- green mold
- red mold
- shrieker
- violet fungus
- gnome
- gnome lord
- gnomish wizard
- gnome king
- giant
- stone giant
- hill giant
- fire giant
- frost giant
- ettin
- titan
- minotaur
- stalker
- jabberwock
- Keystone Kop
- Kop Sergeant
- Kop Lieutenant
- Kop Kaptain
- lich
- demilich
- master lich
- kobold mummy
- gnome mummy
- orc mummy
- elf mummy
- human mummy
- ettin mummy
- giant mummy
- red naga hatchling
- black naga hatchling
- golden naga hatchling
- guardian naga hatchling
- red naga
- black naga
- golden naga
- guardian naga
- ogre
- ogre lord
- ogre king
- gray ooze
- brown pudding
- black pudding
- quantum mechanic
- rust monster
- garter snake
- snake
- water moccasin
- pit viper
- python
- cobra
- troll
- ice troll
- rock troll
- water troll
- Olog-hai
- umber hulk
- vampire
- vampire lord
- Vlad the Impaler
- barrow wight
- wraith
- Nazgul
- xorn
- ape
- owlbear
- yeti
- carnivorous ape
- sasquatch
- kobold zombie
- gnome zombie
- orc zombie
- elf zombie
- human zombie
- ettin zombie
- giant zombie
- skeleton
- straw golem
- rope golem
- leather golem
- wood golem
- flesh golem
- clay golem
- stone golem
- iron golem
- human
- wererat
- werejackal
- werewolf
- Woodland-elf
- Green-elf
- Grey-elf
- elf-lord
- Elvenking
- nurse
- shopkeeper
- guard
- Oracle
- aligned priest
- high priest
- soldier
- sergeant
- lieutenant
- captain
- watchman
- watch captain
- Wizard of Yendor
- ghost
- shade
- water demon
- horned devil
- succubus
- incubus
- erinys
- barbed devil
- marilith
- vrock
- hezrou
- bone devil
- ice devil
- nalfeshnee
- pit fiend
- balrog
- mail daemon
- djinni
- giant eel
- electric eel
- kraken
- newt
- gecko
- iguana
- baby crocodile
- lizard
- chameleon
- crocodile
- salamander
- long worm tail
- archeologist
- barbarian
- caveman
- cavewoman
- elf
- healer
- knight
- priest
- priestess
- rogue
- samurai
- tourist
- valkyrie
- wizard
- Elwing
- Arch Priest
- Master of Thieves
- Twoflower
- Norn
- Wizard of Balance
- Minion of Huhetotl
- Chromatic Dragon
- Goblin King
- Cyclops
- Ixoth
- Nalzok
- Master Assassin
- Dark One
- student
- chieftain
- neanderthal
- High-elf
- attendant
- page
- acolyte
- thug
- ninja
- roshi
- guide
- warrior
- apprentice
- jumbo shrimp
- giant pigmy
- gnu
- killer penguin
- giant cockroach
- giant slug
- maggot
- pterodactyl
- tyrannosaurus rex
- basilisk
- beholder
- nightmare
- efreeti
- marid
- rot grub
- bookworm
- doppelganger
- shadow
- hologram
- jester
- attorney
- sleazoid
- killer tomato
- amazon
- robot
- battlemech
- rhinovirus
- harpy
- lion-dog
- rat-ant
- grue
- Christmas-tree monster
- luck sucker
- paskald
- brogmoid
- dornbeast
- Ancient Multi-Hued Dragon
- emu
- kestrel
- xeroc
- venus flytrap
- creeping coins
- hydra
- siren
- killer bunny
- rodent of unusual size
- Luggage
- Ent
- tangle tree
- nickelpede
- wiggle
- white rabbit
- snark
- pushmi-pullyu
- smurf
- tribble
- Klingon
- Borg
- Ewok
- Totoro
- ohmu
- youma
- earthquake beast
- Invid
- Terminator
- boomer
- Dalek
- microscopic space fleet
- Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal
- teenage mutant ninja turtle
- samurai rabbit
- aardvark
- witch doctor
- one-eyed one-horned flying purple people eater
- fiendish vampiric half-dragon paragon dire were-beholder
- were-shriner
- Justice Bringers
- Fascist Four
scrolls:
- KIRJE
- READ ME
- GARVEN DEH
- TEMOV
- FOOBIE BLETCH
- VELOX NEB
- HACKEM MUCHE
- VE FORBRYDERNE
- ANDOVA BEGARIN
- DUAM XNAHT
- ELAM EBOW
- KERNOD WEL
- YUM YUM
- THARR
- VENZAR BORGAVVE
- VERR YED HORRE
- ELBIB YLOH
- PRIRUTSENIE
- LEP GEX VEN ZEA
- DAIYEN FOOELS
- PRATYAVAYAH
- XIXAXA XOXAXA XUXAXA
- JUYED AWK YACC
- ZELGO MER
self_mode_comments:
'+c': |-
^^^^ You are involuntarily tuned into the security camera.
'+d': |-
^^^^ The inner workings of the server become transparent to you.
'+f': |-
^^^^ Your I-line sensors are magically repaired!
'+i': |-
^^^^ You can barely see yourself.
'+k': |-
^^^^ The server's slavering fangs become apparent to you.
'+n': |-
^^^^ You feel like you can detect transformations...
'+o': |-
^^^^ You glow silver for a moment.
'+r': |-
^^^^ You are given a radio link to the Rejection Department.
'+s': |-
^^^^ Your hear faint mumblings in the distance.
'+w': |-
^^^^ You see words forming in the clouds in the sky...
'+y': |-
^^^^ You hear loud mumblings in a nearby room.
'+z': |-
^^^^ You feel mentally linked to other artifact-wielders.
'-c': |-
^^^^ Your no longer see images from the security camera.
'-d': |-
^^^^ The inner workings of the server become opaque to you.
'-f': |-
^^^^ Your I-line sensors are hopelessly scrambled.
'-i': |-
^^^^ You appear solid again.
'-k': |-
^^^^ The server's slavering fangs are no longer visible.
'-n': |-
^^^^ You no longer feel like you can detect transformations.
'-o': |-
^^^^ You glow black for a moment.
'-r': |-
^^^^ Your radio link to the Rejection Department is taken away!
'-s': |-
^^^^ You no longer hear faint mumblings in the distance.
'-w': |-
^^^^ The cloud shapes no longer make sense to you.
'-y': |-
^^^^ The loud mumblings seem to have ceased suddenly.
'-z': |-
^^^^ You no longer feel mentally linked to other artifact-wielders.
unique_monsters:
- Barney the dinosaur
- Medusa
- Croesus
- Charon
- Juiblex
- Yeenoghu
- Orcus
- Geryon
- Dispater
- Baalzebub
- Asmodeus
- Demogorgon
- Death
- Pestilence
- Famine
- Lord Carnarvon
- Pelias
- Shaman Karnov
- Earendil
- Hippocrates
- King Arthur
- Lord Sato
- Ashikaga Takauji
- Lord Surtur
- Thoth Amon
- Evil Iggy
- Smokey the Bear
- Godzilla
- King Kong
- Audrey II
- Mighty Joe Young
- Mighty Joe Jung
- Phil, the Prince of Insufficent Light
- Commander Skullpuss
weapons:
- a long sword named Excalibur
- a runesword named Stormbringer
- a war hammer named Mjollnir
- a battle axe named Cleaver
- an Orcish dagger named Grimtooth
- an Elven broadsword named Orcrist
- an Elven dagger named Sting
- an athame named Magicbane
- a long sword named Frost Brand
- a long sword named Fire Brand
- a broadsword named Dragonbane
- a long sword named Demonbane
- a silver saber named Werebane
- a silver saber named Grayswandir
- a long sword named Giantslayer
- a war hammer named Ogresmasher
- a morning star named Trollsbane
- a long sword named Vorpal Blade
- a katana named Snickersnee
- a long sword named Sunsword
- the Sceptre of Might
- the Staff of Aesculapius
- the Longbow of Diana
- the Tsurugi of Muramasa
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